so my dad watched episode 8 of korra

dad: i'm sorry
me: what
dad: i'm sorry of making fun of your cartoon, real shit is going down
me: ...
dad: real talk

(Source: elleusine)

My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.

Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
Brother: that's not fair
Mom: DO AS I SAY.
Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.

nevver:

Far from this opera

When everyone loves the person you can’t stand.

i-like-pigeons:

‘okay fine.’

(Source: boyslut)

person: hey remember that time in middle school when you--
me: no